Oh, the things they say...and do...

Day started out with me finding plastic giraffes in the fridge..there were two of them so not sure if they girls were starting the Ark or not.

Lily & Lacy were looking through a toy catalogue, pointing out things they wanted Santa to bring. Lacy wanted something, Lily said, "No, that's just for looking at",
Lacy replies, "With my eyes?"
Lily says, "Yes, with your eyes"
Lacy says, "Which eye?"
Lily points to Lacy's left eye and says "That one"...as if Lacy should have known that was the eye for looking

Lily decided to decorate a chair with stickers today and after trying to make her clean up her own mess and take the stickers off herself which made an even bigger mess leaving behind sticky sticker mess, I took over. She sat down on the floor with me and asked if she could watch me clean it up. I said yes and told her I was very upset that she put stickers all over the chair.
Lily says, "Is that because you have a big belly?"
I say, "No, it's because, when you make a mess, it makes more work for Mommy & I have less time to have fun with you"
Lily says, "Because your belly is so big?"
Yeah, I gave up trying to explain at that point...