New Funnies

Here's some funnies we've heard around the house recently:

Jason & I now have iphones and of course Lily thinks they're super cool so she's been asking me when she can have a phone. I said "when you have a job that can pay for it" She says, "But I have "save" money" (girls piggy banks divided into save, spend and tithe). I said "Well, a phone costs money every month so you would have to have a job for that" and she then told me, "But Mom, my job is going to school and Girl Scouts" True Lily but those don't pay very well!

I was putting away laundry in our closet yesterday, Harper came in our bathroom, didn't see me in the closet. She climbs up on the stepstool and I see her waving her arms in grand fashion saying to the mirror, "I am Queen Harper Joy Joy, princess of the Earth" Like I didn't already know that!

Lacy brought home a note she had typed up during computer time at school. It was a note to her beloved teacher, it said Ms. Foster, I ms you wn I go hm. Why doesn't she type a note for me that says, Mommy, I miss you when I'm at school?????

Lily, after she took inventory of her Santa presents says, "Wow, I got like a million present. I got everything I wanted....well, almost everything."

Harper ended up in my bed most nights in Kentucky, most times she would say, "I so scared" but when I told her, "No, you're not scared, you have your sisters" she then said, "yeah, I just want to hang out with you" The problem with sleeping with Harper is that she likes to sleep with her head on my throat OR my favorite is when she climbs on my back like a koala bear and expects me to sleep that way. One morning, I was slow getting out of bed and Harper says, "Why you taking so long?" I said, "because you sleep like a crazy lady and I didn't get much sleep" Harper then shakes her head and says, "Well, that is not a problem"

This morning @ the breakfast table, I told the girls that we needed to make some birthday cards for Thomas because his birthday is coming up. They asked how old he was going to be, I said, 3, like Harper. Lily's immediate reply was, "Now he & Harper can get married!!!!!" I said, No, you can't marry your cousin. and Lily said, "That means I can't marry Trey????" Yes, that's what that means.