Funnies

Our sump pump broke last week, I told the girls "Don't go down in the basement, there's water everywhere, it's not safe right now.", their immediate reaction was to go put on their swimsuits.

We included my grandma in our prayers last nigh at dinner and Lacy asked , "What do old people eat?" You know, like old people are a whole other species.

Harper did her usual, "Come wipe me!!!!" when she was done going potty, I went in there and she says, "My panties are soaking wet"
Me, "Why are your panties soaking wet?"
Harper, "Well, I think they got wet when I was washing my hands with Lily and Lacy a long time ago"
Me, " Ummm...did you pee in your panties Harper?"
Harper, "Yeah, I think it was that"

I tried to sneak off the bathroom by myself and of course as soon as I close the door, Harper who is the loudest child we have, starts yelling, "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!!!" No joke, this child will yell my name 50 times instead of just coming to find me. After no response from me, she hunts me down in the bathroom. I said, "What did you need Harper, yelling like that?" Harper, "But Mommy I just didn't want you to be alone and scared in the bathroom all by yourself"