Harper...one of a kind

I have so much to catch up on from blogging about the wedding, end of school and lots of other fun stuff but I jotted down some funnies mostly from Harper...of course.

Driving down the road, Harper says, "This is not the right way Mommy. You are going the wrong way"
Me, "No, this is the right way Harper. Same way we go everyday"
Harper, "No, you are wrong, I am right"
Me, "Nope, this is the right way"
Harper, "Mommy, if you just follow my ERECTION I will get you there safely"

Passing our local diving store which has a Toucan on the sign, Harper says, "There's the pirate store" because apparently every pirate store must have a toucan.
Me, "What do they sell at pirate stores Harper?"
Harper, "You know, eye patches and hooks and stuff"

Heading to our new gym, I told Harper, "Aren't you excited? You'll get to make new friends"
"Well, Mommy, what if they try to smell my boogers?"
I was just speechless on how to answer that.

Conversation between Harper & Lacy
Harper, "Lacy, don't go so fast, I don't have many legs"
Lacy, "How many legs do you have?"
Harper, "I just have two legs, thats all"
Lacy, "Me too!"