Toots

Everyone knows toots aka farts are funny, doesn't matter if your 2, 22 or 102, it's funny. Took Haley for her 4 month c/u today, Lily & Lacy tagged along because A) they're super nosey and B) they get a sucker at the Dr.'s office.

Waiting for the Dr., Lily lets out a super duper loud toot. And starts hysterically giggling. I advised her that was bad manners.

"Why?"
"Because it's bad manners to toot in the Dr's office"
"Well, where am I supposed to toot?"
Me...thinking.
"If you need to toot, then you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom"
Which is utterly ridiculous because there is no way I'm dragging all 4 kids to a bathroom when we're out everytime Lily needs to toot.