Funny Quotes

From Lacy, "Ummm...Mommy, I thought I had to toot but now there's poop in my panties"

From Lily, "Did you know that today is Martin Luther George Washington Day and he lost his teeth and had cotton balls for teeth?"

From Lily, "Were you and Daddy the first people God ever made?" Me, "Ummm, no, remember we read about it in your Bible?" From Lily, "Were Lacy & I the first people God ever made?" Me, "ummm...no. Think, who were the first people God made?" Lily, "Oh yeah, Adam and Uve" Close enough.

From Lacy, "Daddy's the winner because he has the biggest nose in the family" From Lily, "But God has the biggest nose in the UNIVERSE" I have no clue how this conversation started but that's the piece I caught on the way to speech.

From Lacy, "Mommy, do we eat people?" Me, Ummm no.

From Lily, "Mommy, I see my germs coming out when I pee" This is because I told her to drink lots of water while she was sick to get the germs out.